Well now then Mardy Bum.

Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I

I thought as much.

Cause you turned over there,

pulling that silent disappointment face,

the one that I can't bear.

Can't we laugh and joke around.

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

yeah, to get things off the ground.

And it was up, up and away.

Oh, but it's right hard to remember,

that on a day like today when you're all argumentative,

and you've got the face on.

Yeah I'm sorry I was late.

But I missed the train

and then the traffic was a state.

And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate,

that reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care;

but of course I do, yeah I clearly do!